Working at the Mall

Have you ever noticed that there are some real hotties that work at the mall. I think it is a scam. Or at least it might be a con. If you see somebody pretty that you like, you might buy some things from them. It worked in the case of Amy who sells hair accessories.

I happen to like Amy. She looks good. But she is no supermodel. She does not initially discount Paul either. This guy is a mall cop. Most people blow him off. But not Amy.

It is a bit strange that Amy does not have many customers in the mall. Doesn't everybody do great business on Black Friday?

Segway Skills

I have only seen a Segway in real life only once or twice. There was one at the airport being used by security. The guys were riding them real fast at night. They looked a bit dorky if you ask me.

However Paul Blart seems to have gotten the knack of it. I found it unusual that he owned his own fleet of Segways. That is just plain weird. I have to give him props though. He had some mad Segway skills.

Who would have thought that you could pick up and impress chicks by giving them a ride on a Segway? I have to give Paul that. There are not too many other dudes who use this technique.

Paul Blart, Mall Cop

They shamelessly marketed the movie Paul Blart Mall Cop. However the commercials made the thing look stupid. There was no way I was going to see this movie at the theaters. Here is the funny thing. People said it was not that bad. So I decided to watch it when my girlfriend rented it.

What do you know? I actually liked the movie. It was not great. But it was better than bad. There were a bunch of surprises in the movie. I won't spoil anything just in case you rent this one. However be warned. You will be surprised multiple times.

Kevin James is not my favorite actor. In fact, I think he is weak. That's a good sign though. If I enjoy a movie that has Kevin James in it, you know it is worth a rental.